“Bullshit yet well written.”

“I dearly hope you are swept to power in a revolution.”

“Highly entertaining.”

“If you were standing for election I might actually know who to vote for”

“I’m not going to lie, I have quite an infatuation with this boy and his words. ”

“Adept at being artfully cruel and making one feel crushingly inadequate.”

“Thankfully, Euan’s not mentally incapacitated by what’s between his legs”

“You know your stuff and you care a great deal about the people.”

“More people need to be saying this!”

“Shut up! I worship your blog!”

“Actually quite fucking brilliant.”

“So well written and you talk about topics with authority.”

“Are you a sardine?”